Last night I saw a picture of John Darnielle of the The Mountain Goats and some other things, in front of a green backdrop. It reminded me of a green screen, so I decided to make a transparent PNG of John Darnielle to stick him into other pictures.
Then I decided to go ahead and put him on some nice adventures.
And then, for some reason, it turned into John Darnielle, talented and well respected songwriter and musician, stares at black metal things.
Maybe you could take the attached PNG and put him on a nice adventure. Somewhere pleasant like a beach or looking at some giraffes.
Maybe consider using the hashtag #darnielleadventures, because I’m not very good at coming up with catchy hashtags and that was the best I could think of.
Finally, my dream of John Darnielle leaning on John Darnielle can come true.